June 8 Philadelphia
June 13-16 West Virginia/ Ohio
July 11-18 Rehoboth Beach
July 20- August 9 Princeton, New Jersey
I realized today, that the 2000's are different from the late 1900's.
1) Family bonding time is no longer family game night, it is now youtube.
2) Youtube.
3) We no longer show real emotion

We also don't laugh, we lol, rofl, lmao, or in some cases roflmaool (thats rolling on floor laughing my ass off out loud).
4) We dnt spEk in rEl wrds, jst shrtnd txt vrsns... wtf, y do u do tht?
5) The word ass as an adjective. What the hell does a cool ass-ipod look like anyways?
6) The iPod... all of them, and OS X... iTunes... the iLivingExperience.
7) Cell phones. You can now do better, more interesting things while driving.
8) Txtmsging... More fun than dinner with friends.
9) Aim, msn, yahoo... much better for harassing your friends and also more interesting than the 1990's wasssupp commercials.
10) Being the weird kid is now cool... and straight men can wear girls jeans and nail polish and eyeliner without being gay.
11) You can have total disregard for all grammar and rules of English language, but you make fun of people who speak English better than you do... as a SECOND language because they have an accent.
12) We can turn on the news and see nothing but wars... the war on obesity, the war on intelligence, the war on common sense, the war on terror... the war on that godawful rap music.
13) We no longer have to know or discuss anything. There is always one of five answers... a) Google, b) yahoo answers, c) dictionary.com, d(urbandictionary.com; or e)the one where the average-joe decides what is fact: wikipedia.org.
14) Speel Check for your tuckinf gypos.
15) Microwavable foods, most specifically HOT POCKETS, of which the pepperoni pizza flavor/variety make me feel warm and fuzzy on the insides.